I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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