Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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