do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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