I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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