honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
