Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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