ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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