So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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