Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
