I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Your cock deserves a montage
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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