I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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