What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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