She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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