so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
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