He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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