Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man