What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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