john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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