Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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