He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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