I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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