I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Randomize
