so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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