no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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