Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
