Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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