Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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