even my farts smell like vagina
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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