found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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