sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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