winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
