love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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