CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Edward fifth and chaser hands
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize