There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I can't turn off my feet"
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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