So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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