What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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