When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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