just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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