That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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