I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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