on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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