u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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