That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Its about making memories worth repressing
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Randomize
