I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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