Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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