So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
We got so high we made milksteak
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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