So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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