i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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