I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Houston, we have a blender
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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