You work out of a Hotel?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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