i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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