Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize