There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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