Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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When are your genitals available?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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